Unexpected Answer to an Age-Old Question

Bullet Bouncing by Kerry Callen. Superman created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. Wonder Woman created by William Moulton Marston.
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The real question is why are the two just standing there like dorks when they can move at super speed? Is there like a kid behind them whom they're shielding?

And yes, henchmen need to grow up.