8/15/2012

Satire: Illegal Superheroes

Illegal Superheroes: Wonder Woman, by Neil Rivas

"Hello, you’ve reached the Illegal Super Heroes Department for the San Francisco Immigration Customs Enforcement Field Office. This is the report hotline for illegal super heroine Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman, aka the former goddess of Truth, was born in Themyscira and is an Amazonian citizen. She has entered the U.S. illegally as a member of the Justice League of America and while running operations out of Washington DC and Boston.

She is suspected to currently be illegally present within U.S. borders. To make a report, please leave a detailed message after the tone.

Thank you & God Bless America."

Go to: Artinfo, by Neil Rivas (via Kevin Melrose)